Well if I’m not mistaken Zelda or link or whatever the little faggot is called. Is going for some magic sword in one game? Am I right…how cliche…and then in another game he is saving a princess. I mean come on…
And look at the design…anime…everyone with some decent taste knows to keep away from the really cartoony anime movies and games. If we are talking games…and what the games turn you into. Crash bandicoot is a much better game in every way.
First of all, it’s low poly but still has great effects and animation. A lot of different attacks, and it’s cartoony…not serious game and is NOT trying to be serious. Zelda is a silly game just like crash bandicoot but it’s trying to be serious.
I imagine there is some “wanna be epic” music playing when he finally finds his magical sword to save the world. Just like if it’s serious, but it’s just silly…it’s like watching some really crappy anime about some teenage boy fighting super robots and saving the world with his school buddies.
It’s silly but tries to be serious…I prefer silly games to not try to be serious. Crash bandicoot is a perfect example, crash can’t even speak. He just makes goofy expressions. He is riding motorcycles shooting apples through a bazooka. It’s all cool and silly and fun.
Most of all anime sucks, and zelda is trying to be serious and silly AND cute…which to me is really pathetic since there are so many boys yes…teenagers and slightly far down on the food chain. And yes…all hetero boys are a bit homophobic.
I have nothing against homosexuals or people with bad tastes. But when I go on to the blender forum and see a topic with a poll that forces me to choose over just shitty games.
And if we see what the results of the games are…we can easily see that people that plays crash bandicoot and not serious games get better bodies and are generally healthy and more smart. Than the brains that likes anime and games about magical swords. Just look at the picture below.
What do you think most people on youtube would call them in the picture yes…we are thinking the same thing. Real fans of these shitty games turn into bisexuals…you don’t know if they are girls or boys. Or they turn fat and slow minded. Now look what crash turns you into.
After searching on google for image…
OMG, I didn’t find any crash bandicoot cosplay images. Guess why, because people who play crash bandicoot doesn’t play the game until they get retarded and dress up as them. They play it over a night with some beers and their buddies.
There are too many fanboys over zelda. And that strikes me very weird and retarded since it’s such a bad taste for a game. I mean you start with a quest from a deep voice saying:
-Now link the princess has been captured in the castle by the evil baron. He has gone back in time and the only thing that can take you to her is a magical sword. You can find it in the outer world. Go find it then come back to me…
It’s just so retarded…and it’s trying to be serious. Crash bandicoot stars with:
And I find that much funnier cooler and it suits the game. You don’t turn into a faggot playing it either. Anyway I guess guys are turning more into nerds and gets more feminim and retarded as we move into the anime age. I mean look at the guys from japan…
They basically look like emos every single one of them. America is coming next, but they are too fat to dress up like the japanese. But that doesn’t stop them from posting ridiculous polls on forums over their favorite game. I mean give me a break…either go play some cool good games. Or do something other than gaming…
Hope this comes to a wake up call to all you fanboys of Zelda.