You have any good quotes?
this is only a possibility in a world of possibilities
there are obviously there are many possibilities
ranging from small to large
before long there will be short
before short there was nothing
when there was nothing
there was always the possibility
of something becoming what it is
“Deep Dish”- Ani Difranco
" Your lucky I don’t rip off your ear and shove it up your butt, so you can hear me kickin’ your ass."
Clint Eastwood
Love that one.
BgDM
“Welcome to the hell ladies!”
Duke Nukem
“I’ll kick your ass so hard your nose is going to bleed!”
That 70’s show
mwahahaha
Martin
I dont know if alot of people know this but…
“Hello mister freeman, I have a batch of messages for you but we have a system crash twenty minute ago and I am still trying to find my files. I think it’s one of those day again…”
-Barney-
watch your head, it´s raining idiots (the last unicorn) not the literal version, I´m afraid.
HH
Dont push that button X-Warrior!!..thats why the complex blew up 
The one I like the most is this one:
“Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol”
-BGDM-
here is one: 'if there is something i hate more than a rabbit,it’s two rabbits!
i don’t know who said that but it was on a bugs bunny cartoon! he he he! 
Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies
Matt
Blend on, and blend well!!!
Well, I don’t know who said this first, but:
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
“I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman…”
Oh! And one more, a bit more serious this time:
“In a village a poor lad
has stolen one egg.
He swings in the sun,
While another gets away
with a thousand crimes.”
-Dead can Dance: Fortune present’s gifts (not according to the book)
One of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard… try to get it from somewhere, it’s words are sad, but the overall feeling is quite joyous
“Wherever there is a man that does not think, I’ll be there.”
“Anyone who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter”
“Wow, they got us surrounded”
The world market will need, say, three of four computers.
An IBM president/vicepresident '50, can’t remember the quote exactly, but that’s the core 
“You can do it!!!”
“That’s a huuuuge b!*ch!”
“I am 35 years old… I am divorced… and I live in a van down by the river!”
“You’re gonna be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when you’re living in a van down by the river!”
S68: Bill Gates once said that computers will never need more than 512 KB of RAM…
Martin
“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”
Samuel Goldwyn
Hey X-Warrior! Thanks for using my post quote. I love that one too. I got that one from a bathroom reader book. It was an anonymous quote, so don’t know where it came from.
BgDM
Honesty is a rare item, yet the supply has always exceeded the demand.